Diwali mela

Watching Twilight...why can't Bella get a life?Anyway, my WII is working. Woo hoo! been on it for like 24 into 7. I've mastered boxing. I'm a classic at it, I make the guy go down by punching him in the balls. Ain't that so classy? My friend is grounded and she can't come over to play my WII! So we have this festival called Diwali and today in my apartment we had a fair, or in India most commonly known as 'Diwali mela' I first came down wearing horrible clothes and everybody was like, "Soo...your gonna wear this for the mela?" So I changed and wore simple denim jeans and a brown shirt which says traveler on it. When I went down, people just raised eyebrows at me and I wanted to curl in a ball and go under a table and stay there forever. Then my friends came along and also raised their eyebrows and said, "How come your not dressed up?" WHY ME? I thought we don't need to dress up. My friend was dressed like a total fashionista! She wore a black high waist skirt with a short Zara top and a black beaded back swung above her shoulder. Oh my god, my T.V is going crazy! Don't ask why? I ate 2 plates of paste bake (It's delicious!), 2 momos, 1 cupcake, 2 glasses of coke and an ice-cream cone. Yah, I know I ate a lot...After 1 hour, A GIRL AT THE AGE OF 14 GOT DRUNK! She came on the dance floor and looked totally drained! Then the fatteh girl said she was drunk. I asked her how much she drank."2 beers and, I think, 6-8 shots of vodka," she said. I was like, "YOUR 14, NOT EFFING 15!" My friend had to buy water for like 20 bucks and the water got totally wasted and she kept grumbling about it. We had to tell the girl who got drunk's friend's mom that she was sleepy and had a bad headache. Apparently, she has really strict parents. My other friend (Let's say her name is Lily) was so amazed to see somebody drunk. Plus, there was this mime who talked! But he's still awesome cos he gave us free gems and eclairs! Love that man. In between they kept playing Justin Bieber and me and Lily had to run up to the DJ and change it to any other song and he played some song called 'it's 4 o'clock but the party must go on' in hindi. I was like...whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!? But then, he played the Barbie song. It was hilarious! All the girls started to flip their hair and the guys just stayed at a stall playing car race. I mean seriously, get a life. Oh, another funny thing. A guy was selling chocolate balls (I meant food balls, the ones which actually have chocolate sauce) and my friend yelled out cos there were fireworks, "CAN I HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE BALLS?" She yelled it out so loud that people just stared at her. Then she muttered, "Not those balls...why do you people think so dirty?" Then we met my sister and her friends. So, I went home and just moaned and moaned that I ate too much, but then I poop. The joy of pooping <3. Well, I gotta go. My mum won't let me stay up so long since it's 12:42 am. That's not late is it? Bye!

PS- Eating Haldirams:Nimbu Masala. BEST CREATION EVER!

My sister just said she would grow up and work for haldirams. I might join her.