My last day being 11...

I know..I KNOW! IT'S MY LAST DAY BEING 11 YEARS OLD! Today (especially for my birthday) I got waxed for the first time! It does hurt in certain areas. Only arms and legs got waxed. The lady who was waxing me was really nice. Today we also went to one of the Ambassador's Hotel. I went there to take pictures of her new blog post. She wore some clothes from a place called...'Guru'?Anyway, I have no idea about that.  This is probably a post I will always remember. I really can't post much for this, so I gotta go. Wish me a very happy birthday in the comments!
PS-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeIqgEImuS4

Despair,Tragedy,sadness,mournfulness...WHAT MORE?

As my post title says what mood I am in, it is true. I, Jr.Sammy of the Sam family, am sad. *sobs* I  was just having my very inspiring tuition...of maths. In between my friend rang up, but I couldn't get up so instead my Grandma got it. When my tuition was over and poor sister had to sit with her till then, I called my friend up. This is how our conversation went:-
Friend:Hello...
Jr.Sammy: Hi, you called?
Friend: Yah. Have your registered in Pottermore?
Jr.Sammy: Uhh...No?
Friend:I'm suggesting the term you should use after what I say is "O.M.G"
Jr.Sammy: You totally copied that from that show..What was it called?Vampire Diaries.
Friend: Pottermore registration was opened! Didn't you log in?
Jr.Sammy: *Heart thudding with excitement as quarter and a centimeter of my dreams came true* O.M.G! *cuts phone and runs to laptop and opens Pottermore*
And do you know what it said? AVAILABLE ONLY FOR BETA USERS!BETA USERS! YES,BETA USERS! My eyes was filled with tears and despair. I wanted to cry...Just kidding! I was just confused. So, I called my friend back and asked her, "I can't register!" Then she says, "You had to register at 6 am, you fool! Didn't you know that?" There was a long silence "No I didn't. I was in school." *sad face* I'm listening to Secret-The Pierces. It's a very nice song. You must have heard it from Pretty Little Liars:The Show. I'm also watching MasterChef Australia. Kate and Billy have made some dessert *"What is this dish and is that poo" face*  Oh my god! I forgot! I'm soo sorry, I've not posted for a loooong while *"Will you forgive me" face and blinks eyes* I don't know whether you forgave me or not, I just hope you did. I just got this necklace, my mum got from South Africa. I'll show you the picture in my next post. It will be all clothes and a couple of necklaces. By the way, any idea what I can buy from any online clothes shop? Give me the URL, please.

Reminder

8 MORE DAYS FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND EDMUND FROM NARNIA IS SUCH A CUTIE!

Last day of freedom.

My sister, was just reading my blog. She was speaking in such a funny way. It was sort of like the way the kids in my school announce themselves. She started reading the latest post and I felt a little red in the face. BUT WHEN SHE READ MY FIRST POST...I'll rather not mention it. My self-obsessed friend is sitting beside me (I know...I have a self obsessed friend) She loves boasting about herself and complaining plus she can be a bitch sometimes. Oh my god, you should see her face right now. I am quite literally trying to make her stop pressing the backspace. "I WILL MAKE AN ANANYA HATERS BLOG! NOW WHO'S LAUGHING?" Self-obsessed friend says. Ananya: *THE HAND* At the moment, I am listening to Angel. Only love it cos it's in Victoria Secret Fashion show. Oh my god, my friend just raised her hand on me. THE TREACHEROUS OLD BLEEDER! Anyway, I love Adriana Lima. Yes, you may think it's weird for an 11 year old to like fashion lingerie shows. That's life and in life these things happen. All the things, I wrote about my friend is quite true and some are false. She is self-obsessed and she loves boasting about herself, but no she doesn't be a bitch. Even I'm not such a bitch to bitch about my friend. I've been reading Cleolinda Jones' movies in 15 minutes thing. I love her! Hilarious girl. I've caught a cold, life is so unfair. Watching Lady Gaga's Born this way. My screensaver quite literally says "I'm sexy cos god makes no mistakes" It's true! Tomorrow is school! Nooooooooooooooooooooo! This is exactly the time where you shouldn't sing a Christmas Carol. Changed the channel and now I'm watching a sad episode of Criminal Minds, I'm in tears now! I HATE VIOLENCE! Whatsoever is going to happen to that Lauren will be the season finale. Creepy killer guy threatening her. *watches Criminal Minds, waiting for a gunshot* NO GUNSHOT! THANK THE GODS! Great a colgate advertisement. These Axe for men advertisement directors are such stereotypist! Yaay! Their showing Narnia. Edmund is such a pretty boy and Lucy is pretty too. Aslan lover forever <3. I will go now, hopefully no fireworks today to wake the shit out of me. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya! Just kidding about that.

A normal day

Another one of those cheesy days. Not exactly fun...My friend is still grounded. My other friend goes to dance class plus I don't talk to her much. She's kind of a slut...Anyway...I'm sooo sleepy! It's hardly seven pm...Two of my uncles are coming over AND WE'RE GONNA ORDER FOOD! NO ROTI AND DAL! Woo hoo! My arm and back are still killing me, but I'm still playing the WII. I get soo irritated when I lose a match in boxing. It's ain't good. When I start losing, I'm like, "MAMA! WHY AM I LOSING? MOMMY! I DON'T LIKE THIS! MAAAA!" I'm sort of a person who hates losing and becomes stubborn.That's a flaw in me. After losing, I decided to start irritating my mother. She's experienced me getting stubborn and starting to irritate me. She's supposed to go to South Africa(To my Dad) just to make sure everything is settled, cos my Dad is still a bit lost there. She leaves at 12;00 sharp. Today in lunch, my sister was talking about something called Flames. I had no idea what it is, so I asked her. She said she'll say later. I'm supposed to study Social Studies now, but I'm not. I mean seriously, when I grow up are they going to ask me...*flipping through pages*...What were the harappan toys? I'm sorry, no! I SAY THIS IS A WASTE OF PAPER! Bitches be crazy...Whenever I'm sleepy I start singing Adele-Rolling in the deep.
Adele-Rolling in the deep
Why can't people of my age appreciate good music? Songs I recommend-
1.Beatles
a)Hello Goodbye
b)Hey Jude
c)All you need is love
d)She loves you
2.Adele
a)Rolling in the deep
b)Someone like you
3.Queen
a)Bohemian Rhapsody
b)We are the champions
c) Bicycle
4.One republic
a)Good life
b)Stop and Stare
A couple of them are songs people do appreciate. I love the Beatles. My uncles are here and my mom is telling me to get off the laptop. Well, bye!
PS-Will always love Haldirams

R.I.P

Ow...Ow...Ow...I'm dying here. R.I.P both of my arms. I've been playing so much on the WII, then when I woke up in the morning, all bright and happy and ready for a new day. When I moved my arm, it just started to hurt me! Ah don't like. Even my back hurts me. The same is with my sister. Her back, both arms and her neck hurts her.She actually broke her neck, like only a crack in a bone. She's a stick, you know. So she doesn't have any fats to protect her. I have so many, but I'm not proud of it. Oh, she just came in and said, "Aren't your arms killing you?" And I just nodded and now she is irritating me by moaning right in my ear. Well, not exactly my ear.
I'm just on the laptop probably going to write my will. I better get cracking, bye!
PS- Short post only tell about my arm and back. Ow, oh my god.Oooooo their showing AFV.

Diwali mela

Watching Twilight...why can't Bella get a life?Anyway, my WII is working. Woo hoo! been on it for like 24 into 7. I've mastered boxing. I'm a classic at it, I make the guy go down by punching him in the balls. Ain't that so classy? My friend is grounded and she can't come over to play my WII! So we have this festival called Diwali and today in my apartment we had a fair, or in India most commonly known as 'Diwali mela' I first came down wearing horrible clothes and everybody was like, "Soo...your gonna wear this for the mela?" So I changed and wore simple denim jeans and a brown shirt which says traveler on it. When I went down, people just raised eyebrows at me and I wanted to curl in a ball and go under a table and stay there forever. Then my friends came along and also raised their eyebrows and said, "How come your not dressed up?" WHY ME? I thought we don't need to dress up. My friend was dressed like a total fashionista! She wore a black high waist skirt with a short Zara top and a black beaded back swung above her shoulder. Oh my god, my T.V is going crazy! Don't ask why? I ate 2 plates of paste bake (It's delicious!), 2 momos, 1 cupcake, 2 glasses of coke and an ice-cream cone. Yah, I know I ate a lot...After 1 hour, A GIRL AT THE AGE OF 14 GOT DRUNK! She came on the dance floor and looked totally drained! Then the fatteh girl said she was drunk. I asked her how much she drank."2 beers and, I think, 6-8 shots of vodka," she said. I was like, "YOUR 14, NOT EFFING 15!" My friend had to buy water for like 20 bucks and the water got totally wasted and she kept grumbling about it. We had to tell the girl who got drunk's friend's mom that she was sleepy and had a bad headache. Apparently, she has really strict parents. My other friend (Let's say her name is Lily) was so amazed to see somebody drunk. Plus, there was this mime who talked! But he's still awesome cos he gave us free gems and eclairs! Love that man. In between they kept playing Justin Bieber and me and Lily had to run up to the DJ and change it to any other song and he played some song called 'it's 4 o'clock but the party must go on' in hindi. I was like...whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!? But then, he played the Barbie song. It was hilarious! All the girls started to flip their hair and the guys just stayed at a stall playing car race. I mean seriously, get a life. Oh, another funny thing. A guy was selling chocolate balls (I meant food balls, the ones which actually have chocolate sauce) and my friend yelled out cos there were fireworks, "CAN I HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE BALLS?" She yelled it out so loud that people just stared at her. Then she muttered, "Not those balls...why do you people think so dirty?" Then we met my sister and her friends. So, I went home and just moaned and moaned that I ate too much, but then I poop. The joy of pooping <3. Well, I gotta go. My mum won't let me stay up so long since it's 12:42 am. That's not late is it? Bye!

PS- Eating Haldirams:Nimbu Masala. BEST CREATION EVER!

My sister just said she would grow up and work for haldirams. I might join her.